Stick Figure A: "Can you believe it? I once touched Michael Jackson's HAND!"
Stick Figure B: "So what?"
SFB: "You touched the hand of a singer famous for grabbing his private parts while dancing. Did this improve your life in any way?"
SFB: "I mean, did you ever SPEAK to him? Did he write you a SONG or something?"
SFA: "No, but last year Donald Knuth waved at me through a cafeteria window."
SFB: "Dude, that's AWESOME!"
ALT-TEXT: "He was really looking at some Finnish creep behind me, one Snoopy Torvalds I think. Yeah, never heard of him either."