I usually have a lot of fun at our Top Gun event, which is basically the only conference in Europe entirely dedicated to Hyperion/EPM infrastructure topics. Infratects being the leading player in the European space for this particular niche, it makes sense to get the community together and have honest conversations about best practices.
In 2014 I presented a talk about securing EPM. In 2015, in keeping with the tradition of telling people to do stuff they'd rather not, I talked about keeping servers fit by following an EPM diet, aka a number of little maintenance tasks to be periodically repeated.
I guess next year it will have to be about paying your taxes on time, or calling your mum every week.